Side scroll for love on the side in Family Impulse

Family Impulse is an arcade-style slide-scroller game available for Android. But don’t let the name fool you — there’s nothing remotely family-oriented in this game. In fact, it’s all about bling, flings, and ‘side tings.’

Developed by RisalLabs, this saucy side-scroller aims to introduce players to the art of seduction, much like Loveverse and Love Academy. However, Family Impulse does this with less effort and greater rewards. There’s no romance or drama here — just win games to reveal adult content.

Play and conquer

Rated PEGI 16, this mature side-scroller is extremely easy to play. Users carry out easy and sometimes menial tasks in the hope of collecting hearts, which they can then use to redeem a lover’s affection. Hardly any words are exchanged, and players are solely focused on unveiling new titillating content.

Reap the fruit of your love

The game is a deceptively simple side-scroller. You start out with only a basket, which you must slide across the screen in order to collect fruit. Each fruit earns you 10 points. Though you have infinite retries, the lag in sliding and the sheer monotony of the task make this an uphill struggle.

Play from the heart

Earning points is all well and good, but the aim of the game is to earn 3 hearts. Then and only then can you unravel the beauty queen’s innermost secrets. You’d be forgiven for thinking it sounds easy, but there’s a lot of time and effort involved in winning her heart.

More impulse, less family

Despite the name, this mature-rated app is not a family-friendly game. However, the app’s pretty graphics and easy gameplay make it accessible to virtually anyone. Anyone hoping to be rewarded with graphic content for completing a few basic tasks will, no doubt, enjoy this game.