Bizarre beard-trimming iOS game

Shave Me! is a strange game in which you need to crop beards and make a smooth a shave as possible.

Armed with just a disposable razor and some tissue, your job in Shave Me! is to shave off all the hairs on screen without cutting the skin. If you do happen to make a cut you need to dab the blood with bits of tissue to clean it.

Shaving in Shave Me! is done simply by dragging your finger up and down the screen to control the razor. It’s pretty disgusting and the novelty aspect of the game soon fades as it gets very repetitive. After all, who enjoys shaving anyway?

There’s very little variety in Shave Me!, aside from the way you can choose the skin and hair color of the face. However, an in-app purchase is available that lets you upgrade your toolset to include an electric razor, tweezers, shaving cream and hair-gro.

Although it’s quite amusing for a while, the drudgery of Shave Me! soon kicks in and you’ll probably end up disposing of it like a cheap razor.